Carly Zucker v Joe Cole

Carly in a nutshell: Personal trainer whose star has risen considerably since she hit the jungle for this year's I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! Her most notable moments have so far included bursting into tears during her first night in the outdoors and stripping down to her lacy undies then asking fellow Wag Nicola McLean to adjust her bra straps.

Joe in a nutshell: Former West Ham prodigy who now plays for Chelsea and England. In 2005, Joe incurred the wrath of then Chelsea manager José Mourinho for neglecting his defensive duties to score the winning goal against Liverpool (there's no pleasing some people). He also made the front pages after getting punched in an unfortunate fracas at a south London party in 2006.